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"I used to hate the idea of hickies. I didn’t want anyone to feel they could lay claim to me. Not only do I crave you staking your place on my body, but the footprints of your lips keep you around just that much longer."
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how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

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why is it that in movies theres a group of straight ppl and then ONE gay person like what kind of homosexual would join an entire pack of heteros on their own who the sweet hell does that 

we are infiltrating and sending a constant stream of data to the Mothergay

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Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.

And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.


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